Personally I feel that anyone who is in a position to want to help you is either having second thoughts or a large brandy. When you post anything on the internet you are at the mercy of wierdos, trolls etc and you have to accept that, and either ignore them or simply dont post anything. But to come...

First off: I'm new here. I apologise if I've placed this in the wrong section. If I have, please feel free to let me know! :? I asked this question on Yahoo! Answers, but, as per usual, all I received were rude, ridiculous, irrelevant replies. I happened upon this forum and I'm really hopeful that I...