NorthernLadUK wrote:
My precious Bobby, you are back. Me and you of course. It is important evidence for Immigration that our partnership is genuine.

Are you a giver or a taker?

When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in? Only when having a Pot Noodle Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible? If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong I am trying to get a mental picture ...

When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in? Only when having a Pot Noodle Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible? If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong I am trying to get a mental picture ...

Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and my favorite flower is the tulip. When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in? Only when having ...

Are you sure you are cut out for this? You seem like a nice gent. Are you looking for a visa and rights of entry? Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and...

Is this a viable approach? I have many daughters that could be used if so But I have a UK passport so can solve the other poster's visa problems if he can be generous with my own difficulties. Are you sure you are cut out for this? You seem like a nice gent. Are you looking for a visa and rights of...

I don't know much about tax, but I'm down on my luck at the moment and am about to undergo some major surgery, so could do with a break. I would be more than willing to enter into an arrangement that could lead to a civil partnership if that might ease the other gent's predicament. Is this a viable...

I don't know much about tax, but I'm down on my luck at the moment and am about to undergo some major surgery, so could do with a break. I would be more than willing to enter into an arrangement that could lead to a civil partnership if that might ease the other gent's predicament. Is this a viable...

Hi Everyone, Can someone please advise on my below query; I was sole trader in first 2 yrs. of HSMP and then currently on Tier-1 as director of limited company. I will be applying for ILR in Nov 2013; I haven’t paid taxes for all the 5 yrs. I have always filed/declared returns of my taxes, also spo...