Re: Limited company director do I need to pay tax?

[NorthernLadUK]

When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out[/quote]

No please. She is so messed up by reassignment surgery that such activities are not possible for her. We can make a video together as evidence for Immigration.

[NorthernLadUK]

When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out[/quote]

No please. She is so messed up by reassignment surgery that such activities are not possible for her. We can make a video together as evidence for Immigration.[/quote]

Where have you gone? I do not want to disappoint you by accepting an offer from one of the other gents with immigration troubles.

[Bob Shawadiwadi]

When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out[/quote]

No please. She is so messed up by reassignment surgery that such activities are not possible for her. We can make a video together as evidence for Immigration.[/quote]

Me and you make a video, or you and your ex wife?

[NorthernLadUK]

When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out[/quote]

No please. She is so messed up by reassignment surgery that such activities are not possible for her. We can make a video together as evidence for Immigration.[/quote]

Me and you make a video, or you and your ex wife?[/quote]

My precious Bobby, you are back. Me and you of course. It is important evidence for Immigration that our partnership is genuine.

[Bob Shawadiwadi]

My precious Bobby, you are back. Me and you of course. It is important evidence for Immigration that our partnership is genuine.

Are you a giver or a taker?

[NorthernLadUK]

My precious Bobby, you are back. Me and you of course. It is important evidence for Immigration that our partnership is genuine.

Are you a giver or a taker?

There must be give and take in any relationship.

[NorthernLadUK]

Bobby, Bobby, why have you left me? Oh, Bobby, I will never forget these precious hours when we started to forge a life together. But perhaps Fate does not smile on us. Oh, Bobby, look after yourselves always.

[NorthernLadUK]

Is there any other generous gent (or lady - I am open minded) who is in need of a visa. But you must be gentle and understanding as my heart will always belong to my Bobby.