Hi Richard,
a while ago we too applied for the illegal EEA-FP.
(We had the grim prospect of having to cross the UK when driving from Ireland to Belgium in our attempt to ultimately leave the jurisdictions of Ireland and the UK. In the end we took a ferry from Ireland directly to France, avoiding the UK altogether, horray
)
Back to the EEA-FP: We applied in the British embassy in Dublin.
Illegally (the law sais "has to be issued as fast as possible") they ask you to first get an appointment online, the earliest of which are available roughly after 2 weeks.
Me too, I didn't find the EEA-FP form to fill, so I just took the "normal" form and filled "N/A" for all questions which were illegally asked.
We showed up for the appointment where first of all they illegally asked for a fee, which obviously I refused to pay.
Then I was told that an EEA-FP form is indeed available on the website, and this is the one I would have to fill... (Searching thoroughly I remember I later found it...)
Therefore, they told me, I'd now be allowed to apply for the visa for which I brought the form, but this includes paying the fee and answering all questions as asked on the form.
I made the point that I want an EEA-FP, and as the law sais it has to be issued "as soon as possible" I want to apply for it "now" and receive it "soon", which would be my interpretation of "as soon as possible".
All of this was refused so we just left the embassy, never came back and left via France.
I understand their technical point: They handle visas ONLY via their predefined (but illegal) channels, no exceptions.
Am I bitter? Yes - I hate to see that a country can so bluntly ignore the law. I told the lady that I will take this matter up with the EU, and that the UK's actions, in this case her particular actions, are illegal. You should have seen her superior smile saying "you can take it up with whoever you want, if you want to come to the UK you do as we tell you, or you won't come".
In the end (I guess after some years) the EU will come to the conclusion that the UK's behaviour is/was illegal, and they will be fined and will have to pay some damages.
For me the damage is that I had to take another route for a single journey, so ultimately I don't care for myself.
For others there are much more life-changing issues at stake, and that's where it becomes really bad.
What to do about that I don't know. I'll follow the development of things from Switzerland with great interest. My first impression from Switzerland is truly that it's an honour being allowed to live here: My (little contribution of) taxes are used to give a lot in return. In EU countries, in the UK from personal experience, I'm not so sure about that anymore...